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Arsenal Chants

Hooray, Hooray It's A Holiday! (Boney M)
“Sagna! Sagna! Bacary Sagna! His dodgy hair but we don't care. Bacary Sagna!”

Volare (Dean Martin)
“Diaby! Whooooaaaaoooh! Diaby! Whooooaaaaoooh! We signed him from Auxerre! He’s everyf*ckingwhere!”

D.I.S.C.O. (Ottawan)
“D. I. A. B. Y.! D. I. A. B. Y.!”

(unknown)
Super! Super Tom! Super! Super Tom! Super! Super Tom! Super Tom Rosicky!

(chant)
“Theo! Theo! Theo! Theo!”

Son Of My Father (Chicory Tip)
“Ohhhhh Rocky Rocky! Rocky Rocky Rocky Rocky Rocastle!”

Yellow Submarine (Beatles)
“Number 1 is Perry Groves!
Number 2 is Perry Groves!
Number 3 is Perry Groves!
Number 4 is Perry Groves!
Number 5 is Perry Groves!
Number 6 is Perry Groves!
Number 7 is Perry Groves!
Number 8 is Perry Groves!
Number 9 is Perry Groves!
Number 10 is Perry Groves!
Number 11 is Perry Groves!
Number 12 is Perry Groves!
(all together now!)
We all live in a Perry Groves world
A Perry Groves world, a Perry Groves world!”

My Old Man's a Dustman (Lonnie Donegan)
“Arsene Wenger's Magic! He wears a magic hat. And when he saw the F.A. Cup, he said I'm having that! Ohhhhhhh!”

Guantanamera (Tito Puente)
“One Arsene Wenger! There’s only one Arsene Wenger! One Arsene Weeeeenger! There’s only one Arsene Wenger!

Team

Rule Britannia (Thomas Arne)
“Good old Arsenal! We're proud to say that name! While we sing this song, we'll win the game!”

(unknown)
“We love you Arsenal! We do! We love you Arsenal! We do!
We love you Arsenal! We do! Ohhhh Arsenal we love you!”

Wild Rover (Dubliners)
“And it’s Arrrrrseeeenal! *clap-clap-clap*
Arsenal F.C.! We’re by FAR the greatest team the world has ever seen!”

Go West (Pet Shop Boys)
“One-nil to the Arsenal! One-nil to the Arsenal! One-nil to the Arsenal! One-nil to the Arsenal!”

Land Of Hope And Glory (Edward Elgar)
“We all follow the Arsenal over land and sea (and Leicester)! We'll follow the Arsenal unto victory! (all together now)”

Guantanamera (Tito Puente)
“One team in London! There's only one team in London! One team in London! There's only one team in London!”

You Are My Sunshine (Ray Charles)
“You are my Arsenal! My only Arsenal! You make me happy! When skies are grey!
You'll never know just! How much I love you! Until you take my Arsenal away!
La la-la laaa-laaa! (OOH!) La la-la laaa-laaa! (OOH!)”

(chant)
“Arsene Wenger's red and white army! (We hate Tottenham!)
Arsene Weger's red and white army! (We hate Tottenham!)”

The Piano Man (Black Lace)
“A. R. S. E. N. A. L! Ar-se-nal! Ar-se-nal!”

(chant)
“RED ARMY! (Red army!) RED ARMY! (Red army!)
RED ARMY! (Red army!) RED ARMY! (Red army!)”

(chant)
“Ooh to! Ooh to be! Ooh to be a Gooner!”

Nut Rocker (B Bumble & The Stingers)
“We are the famous, the famous Arsenal!” *clap-clap-clap-clap*
We are the famous, the famous Arsenal!” *clap-clap-clap-clap*”

H.A.P.P.Y. (Only When I Laugh)
“Arsenal ‘til I die! I'm Arsenal ‘til I die! I know I am I'm sure I am! I'm Arsenal 'til I die!”

(unknown)
"F*ck ‘em all! F*ck ‘em all! United, West Ham, Liverpool! Cos we are the Arsenal and we are the best! We are the Arsenal so f*ck all the rest!”

Eton Boating Song (William Johnson)
“There is a team called the Arsenal! The greatest of them all!
And we will always support you. Whether you rise or fall, or fall!
And we'll drink, drink together. In praise of the AFC!
And we’ll drink, drink, drink together. In praise of the AFC.
Fulham can stay at the Cottage. Southampton can stay at the Dell!
And as for Tottenham Hotspur! They can go to hell, to hell!
And we'll drink, drink together. In praise of the AFC!
And we’ll drink, drink, drink together. In praise of the AFC”

She Wore A Yellow Ribbon (Cavalry March)
“(What did she wear?)”
“She wore! She wore! She wore a yellow ribbon! She wore a yellow ribbon in the merry month of May,
And when! I asked! Oh why she wore that ribbon! She said its for the Arsenal and we're going to Wembley!
Wembley! Wembley! We're the famous Arsenal and we're going Wembley”

Que Sera Sera (Doris Day)
“Que sera sera! What ever will be will be! We`re going to Wemberly! Que sera sera”

(unknown)
“We're on the march with Arsene’s army! We're all going to Wembley!
And we'll really shake em up when we win the F.A. Cup Cos Arsenal are the greatest football team!

Jingle Bells (anon)
“Jingle bells! Jingle bells! Jingle all the way! Oh what fun it is to see the Arsenal win away!”

Maybe It's Because I'm A Londoner (Davy Jones)
“Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner that I love London so!
Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner that I think of her wherever I go!
I get a funny feeling inside of me! (SPUNK!) Just walking up and down!
Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner that I love London Town! (get off ya sister!)”

Lord Of The Dance (Steven Curtis Chapman)
“A bow legged chicken and a cross eyed hen! I ain’t had a wank since I don’t know when!
We walk with a wiggle and we walk with a swank! We are the Arsenal North bank!
Fight, fight! Wherever you may be! We are the North Bank Highbury!
And we’ll go down in history! We are the North Bank Highbury!”

Skinback Fusiliers (anon)
“Eyes right! Skin back tight! Bollocks to the front!
We're the boys that make more noise when we’re on the c*nt!
We're the riders of the night! And we'd rather f*ck than fight!
We're the riders from the Clock End Highbury!”

(unknown - to be sung S.L.O.W.L.Y.!)
“'Bejesus,' said Paddy 'I sang it so well! I think I'll get up and I'll sing it again!'
So Paddy got up and he sang it again! Over and over and over again!”


Rivals

(unknown)
“(Whaddya think of Tottenham?!)” ”SHIT!” “(Whaddya think of Shit?)” “TOTTENHAM!”
“(Thank you!)” “That’s alright!”
“We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham! We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham!
We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham! We are the Tottenham haters!” (Y*ddos! Y*ddos! Y*ddos!)”

Tom Hark (Piranhas)
“Seventy one! Two thousand and four! Seventy one! Two thousand and four!”

Tom Hark (Piranhas)
“Sixty one! Never again! Sixty one! Never again!”

Cock Linnet Song (Charles Collins)
“My old man said, be a Tottenham fan. I said f*ck off, bollocks, you're a c*nt! (you’re a c*nt!)”

Pt 1/2 - The Battle Hymn of the Republic (Julia Ward Howe)
“The wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope!
The wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope!
The wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope!
And this is what he said: ’F*CK OFF!’!
Pt 2/2
- God Save Ireland (T.D. Sullivan)
Who's that team they call the Arsenal?! Who's that team we all adore?!
We're the boys in red and white! And we’re f*cking dynamite!
And Ramos's mother is a whoooooooooore! She’s a whore! She’s a whore!
Ramos's mother is a whoooooooooore! She’s a whore! She’s a whore!”

Que Sera Sera (Doris Day)
“When I was just a little boy, I asked my mother ‘what will I be?’
‘Will I be Chelsea? will I be Spurs?’ Here's what she said to me.
‘Wash your mouth out son! And get your father's gun!
And shoot the Tottenham scum! Que sera sera!’”

When The Saints Go Marching In (Fats Domino)
“We won the league! (we won the league) At White Hart Lane! (At White Hart Lane)
We won the league at White Hart Lane! We won the league at that sh*thole!
We won the league at White Hart Lane!”

(unknown)
“He’s only a poor little Y*ddo! He stands at the back of The Shelf!
He goes to the bar to buy a lager! And only buys one for himself! (tight c*nt!)”

Chuck Berry (My Ding-A-Ling)
“When I was a little boy. My mother bought me a little toy.
A Tottenham fan on a piece of string. She told me to kick his f*ckin' head in!
So I kicked his head in! Kicked his head in! She told me to kick his f*ckin' head in!”

Away In A Manger (anon)
“Away in a manger. No crib for a bed. The little Lord Jesus stood up and he said
We hate Tottenham! And we hate Tottenham! We hate Tottenham! And we hate Tottenham!
We hate Tottenham! And we hate Tottenham! We are the Tottenham haters! Y*ddos! Y*ddos! Y*ddos!”

She’ll Be Coming Round The Mountain (anon)
“We’ll be running round Tottenham with our willies hanging out!
We’ll be running round Tottenham with our willies hanging out!
We’ll be running round Tottenham! Running round Tottenham!
Running round Tottenham with our willies hanging out!
Singing ‘I’ve got a foreskin, haven’t you?!’
Singing ‘I’ve got a foreskin, haven’t you?!’
Singing ‘I’ve got a foreskin!’. ‘I’ve got a foreskin!’
‘I’ve got a foreskin, haven’t you?!’”

When The Saints Go Marching In (Fats Domino)
“They won the league! (They won the league!) In black and white! (In black and white!)
They won the league in black and white! They won the league in the sixties! They won the league in black and white!”

Go West (Pet Shop Boys)
“Stand up if you hate Tottenham! Stand up if you hate Tottenham!
Stand up if you hate Tottenham! Stand up if you hate Tottenham!”

She’ll Be Coming Round The Mountain (anon)
“Singing I-I-yippee! I-I-yippee! I-I-yippee yippee I!
If you hate Tottenham Hotspur, clap your hands! *clap-clap*. If you hate Tottenham Hotspur, clap your hands! *clap-clap*
If you hate Tottenham Hotspur, hate Tottenham Hotspur, hate Tottenham Hotspur clap your hands! *clap-clap-clap-clap*”

Marching Through Georgia (Joe Maphis)
“Hello! Hello! We are the Arsenal boys! Hello! Hello! We are the Arsenal boys!
And if you are a Tottenham fan, surrender or you die! We all follow the Arsenal!”

(unknown)
“We hate Tottenham! And we hate Tottenham! We hate Tottenham! And we hate Tottenham!”
We hate Tottenham! And we hate Tottenham! We are the Tottenham haters! Y*ddos! Y*ddos! Y*ddos!”

She’ll Be Coming Round The Mountain (anon)
“Have you ever seen Tottenham win the league? Have you ever seen Tottenham win the league?
Have you ever seen Tottenham, ever seen Tottenham, ever seen Tottenham win the league? *HAVE YA F*CK!”

Go West (Pet Shop Boys)
“Tottenham! Watching Eastenders! Tottenham! Watching Eastenders!
Tottenham! Watching Eastenders! Tottenham! Watching Eastenders!”

She Wore a Yellow Ribbon (Russ Morgan)
“(What did she weeeeeeeear?!) She wore! She wore! She wore fishnet stockings! She wore fishnet stockings and stilettos on her feet!
And when I asked oh why she wore that stockings, she said it's for her client and his name is David Pleat!
David Pleat! David Pleat! He's that famous Tottenham pervert and his name is David Pleat!
David Pleat! David Pleat! He's that famous Tottenham pervert and his name is David Pleat!”

When The Saints Go Marching In (Fats Domino)
“We won the league! (we won the league) In Manchester! (In Manchester)
We won the league in Manchester! We won the league at Old Trafford!
We won the league in Manchester!”

The Entertainer (Scott Joplin)
“F*ck all! F*ck all! F*ck all! Man United have won f*ck all!
And the Cockney Reds are going out of their heads! Cos Man United have won f*ck all!”

If The Kids Are United (Sham 69)
“(Ya-ni-ted!)””STATES!” “(Ya-ni-ted!)””STATES!”
“(Ya-ni-ted!)””STATES!” “(Ya-ni-ted!)””STATES!”

(chant)
“U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!”

Born In The U.S.A.(Bruce Springsteen)
“Soooooold to the U.S.A.! You were!
Soooooold to the U.S.A.! You were!”

Winter Wonderland (Dean Martin)
“There’s only one Malcolm Glazier! One Malcolm Glazier!
He used to be Yank! And now he’s a Manc! Walking in a Glazier wonderland!”

(unknown)
“Who the f*ck are Man United? Who the f*ck are Man United?
Who the f*ck are Man United? As the Reds go marching on, on, on!”

When The Saints Go Marching In (Fats Domino)
“Oh Manchester! (Oh Manchester) Is full of sh*t! (Is full of sh*t)
Oh Manchester is full of sh*t! It’s full of sh*t, sh(t and more sh*t
Oh Manchester is full of sh*t! “Oh North London! (Oh North London)
Is wonderful! (Is wonderful) Oh North London is wonderful!
It’s full of tits, fanny and Arse-nal! Oh North London is wonderful!”

She’ll Be Coming Round The Mountain (anon)
“We’ll be running round Chelsea with our titles hanging out! We’ll be running round Chelsea with our titles hanging out!
We’ll be running round Chelsea! Running round Chelsea! Running round Chelsea with our titles hanging out!
Singing ‘We got eleven more than you!’ Singing ‘We got eleven more than you!’
Singing ‘We got eleven!’ ‘We got eleven!’ ‘We got eleven more than you!’”

London Bridge Is Falling Down (anon)
“Stamford Bridge is falling down! Falling down! Falling down! Stamford Bridge is falling down! Poor old Chelsea!
Build it up with Red and White! Red and White! Red and White! Build it up with Red and White! Poor old Chelsea!”

“We won the league! (we won the league)
On Merseyside! (On Merseyside)
We won the league on Merseyside!
We won the league on the Mersey!
We won the league on Merseyside!”

 


Macarena (Dean Martin)
“My old man bought a red Lamborghini!
My old man bought a red Lamborghini!
My old man bought a red Lamborghini!
(who from?)
Whooooah! Matt Flamini!”

Volare (Dean Martin)
“van Persie! Whoooah! van Persie! Whoooah!
He comes from Rotterdam! He hates the Totten-ham!”

My Old Man’s A Dustman (Lonnie Donegan)
"Theo Walcott's magic! He wears a magic hat! And when he saw Ashburton, he said 'I'll play in that!
He didn't sign for Chelsea! The Russian rent boy scum!
He signed up for The Arsenal cos we're London's number one! Oooooooooh!"

Geno (Dexy’s Midnight Runners)
“Spends his lifetime dressed in his Arsenal robes! Oh Theo!
Spends his lifetime beating the Spurs, don’t you know?! Oooooh Theo!
Do do do! Do-do do-do do! Do do do! Do-do do-do do!”

(Brian Marwood chant)
“We got Theo. Theo Walcott! Theo Walcott on the wing!”

She’ll Be Coming Round The Mountain (anon)
“Oh Cesc Fab-re-gas is his name! And he used to eat paella down in Spain!
He was born to be a Gooner! We should have got his sooner!
And Cesc Fabregas is his name!”

Sloop John B (Beach Boys)
“(this is the worst trip I’ve ever been on!)
Let me go home! I wanna go home!
Well it’s N5 Highbury. Ooh! I wanna go home!”

Annie’s Song (John Denver)
“You fill up my senses! Like a barrel of Stella!
Like a packet of Benson! And a line of Charlie! Charlie! Charlie!
Like a night out in London! And a doner kebab!
You are my Arsenal! Come fill me again! Again! Again!”

Friggin’ In The Riggin (Sex Pistols)
“We all follow Arsenal! We all follow Arsenal! We all follow Arsenal! Cos there’s f*ck all else to do!”

The Chicken Song (Spitting Image)
“Throw some shit out on the pitch! Stick a chicken on a ball! Add a kerb crawler! And you’re gonna win f*ck all!
Down at White Hart Lane! Where it always seems to rain! Back at Highbury! We have won the league again!”

Cock Linnet Song (Charles Collins)
“My old man said, be a Tottenham fan. I said f*ck off, bollocks, you're a c*nt! (you’re a c*nt!)
I wanna walk with the Gooner masses! I wanna shag some Arsenal lasses!
We’re drinking and singing! And usually winning! We’re the boys from down on Highbury!
Whether up the road or the San Siro! We all follow the A.F.C!”

Leaving On A Jet Plane (John Denver)
(verse)
“And it’s football as it should be! Victory Through Harmony!
The greatest! The Arsenal F.C.!
(chorus)
We follow Arsenal F.C.! We’re proud Gooners, famous history! All of our glorious memories!
We follow Arsenal F.C.! We’re proud Gooners, famous history! All of our glorious memories!”

Let It Be (The Beatles)
“When we found ourselves in times of trouble, Arsene Wenger came to me
Speaking words of wisdom ‘Sell Henry’.
So when we got the cash from Barca, who should our new striker be?
Arsene said politely ‘Van Persie’
Van Persie Van Persie Van Persie Van Persie!
He can be the answer! Van Persie!”

Crazy Love (Van Morrison)
“I can see his darting runs from a thousand miles!
And the heavens open every time he smiles!
come to  that, that’s where are players belong!
 When they jump and cheer when they hear their songs!
They give us goals,goals,goals,goals, amazing goals!
They give us goals,goals,goals,goals, amazing goals!”

The Adventures Of Robin Hood theme
“Fabregas! Fabregas! When he's on the ball!
Fabregas! Fabregas! Greatest of them all!
His passes are sublime! His mum’s f*cking fine!
Fabregas! Fabregas! Fabregas!”

Hi Ho Silver Lining (Jeff Beck)
“And it’s hi ho Gilberto Silva! Everywhere he goes!
He finds the sun is shining In Ashburton Grove!”

Volare (Dean Martin)
“Fabreeeegas! Whooooaaaaoooh! Fabreeeegas! Whooooaaaaoooh! He wears the number four! We love him even more!”